Sway: What do you think is more exciting… having sex or stealing cars?
Memphis: Having sex or boosting cars… Um, oo! Well, uh… How about having sex WHILE boosting cars?
Sway: Oh, that's a good line. Doesn't work on a lot of girls, though.
Memphis: I just blurted it out, I'm sorry… But, you haven't answered the question.
Sway: Well, you see, the problem is… how do you get over the shifter?
Memphis: Oh, oh right… because the uh…
Sway: 'Cos it gets in the way.
Memphis: Because you wouldn't want to disrupt the syncro-mesh… the throttle linkage… the clutch master cylinder… the overhead camshaft.
Sway: I can't do this.
Memphis: Straight inline 6, triple Weber carburetors, bolted to each other's body structures…
Sway: Well, it's time to work…
Memphis: Good brakes… good brakes, too!
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