Teen #1: You guys holding?
Jay: Shit, everything but coke, heroin and your cock.
Teen #2: What?
Teen #1: How 'bout a nickel bag, man?
Jay: [singing] Oh, fifteen bucks, little man, put that shit in my hand. Nong, nong, ning-a ning-a nong nong!
Teen #1: [to friend] He likes to sing.
Clerks quotes II