Peter Highman: What were you thinking when you spent almost all of our money on drugs?
Ethan Tremblay: I don't think in those terms.
Peter Highman: What terms do you think in?
Ethan Tremblay: I'm not an accountant, Peter. I'm not even Jewish.
Peter Highman: Are you an adult?
Ethan Tremblay: Of course I'm an adult. I'm 23 years old.
Peter Highman: You are the most shot-out 23-year-old I've ever seen. How have you made it this far? How have you not run yourself over in a car?
Ethan Tremblay: I've done that.
Peter Highman: How have you survived? That's my question.
Ethan Tremblay: Mostly luck.
Peter Highman: Yeah. That's what I thought. Just dumb fucking luck.
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