William: You see the salt on this pretzel? Look at the stars. Some people, they say the stars are billions and billions of tons of hot gas. But I think maybe, maybe it's just God's salt. And God's just waiting to eat us.
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That is a “fragrance of love” scented candle,bitch.
92 percent,yo!
I never told you but I had the hugest boner
You’re right. I’m a total loser.
Damn,woman. Why you gotta be such a ragin’bitch
That’s where I lost her. I had a clear shot, and I hesitated
Maybe there isn’t such a thing as fate. Maybe it’s all bullshit.
Yo, I gotta have sex tonight!