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Blades of Glory (2007)
93 min – Comedy | Sport – 30 March 2007 (USA)
In 2002, two rival Olympic ice skaters were stripped of their gold medals and permanently banned from men's single competition. Presently, however, they've found a loophole that will allow them to qualify as a pairs team.
Jimmy: I see you got FAT!
Chazz: I see you still look like a fifteen year old girl, but not hot!
Jimmy: They're laughing at us.
Chazz: Hey. They laughed at Louis Armstrong when he said he was gonna go to the moon. Now he's up there, laughing at them.
Jimmy: I don't share rooms!
Chazz: I don't share SHIT!
Chazz: The night is a very dark time for me…
Jimmy: [to Chazz] It's dark for everyone, moron!
Chazz: Not for Alaskans or dudes with night vision goggles!
Jimmy: So, Coach, I was thinking about the music for our routine.
Coach: Oh, really?
Chazz: We're gonna dance to one song, and one song only: "Lady Humps" by the Blackeyed Peas. "What you gonna do with all that junk, all that junk inside your trunk? I'm a get you, get you drunk, get you drunk off my lady humps, my humps, my humps, my lovely lady humps."
Jimmy: [disgusted] I'm not skating to anything with references to lady humps. I don't even know what that means.
Chazz: No one knows what it means, but it's provocative…
Jimmy: No, it's not, it's gross…
Chazz: …It gets the people going!
Jimmy: Get out of my face.
Chazz: I'll get inside your face.
Jimmy: I'm getting sick, you smell like aftershave and taco meat!
Chazz: [to Jimmy’s voice mail] If we went to a Halloween party dressed as Batman and Robin, I'd go as Robin. That's how much you mean to me…
Hector: I totally want to cut off your skin and wear it to my birthday… It's coming up…
Chazz: Personal philosophy? Clothing optional.
Chazz: I don't want to close my eyes, don't want to fall asleep cause I miss you Jimmy, and I don't wanna miss a thing.