Are you a cop?
Why? Are you not a licensed pharmacist?
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Dad… You were like a father to me
Your personality needs some work. My god.
My final offer is this: nothing
Attention campers. Lunch has been cancelled due to lack of hustle. Deal with it
You don’t see what a fuck-up I am, I’m in no shape to be dated by anyone.
You couldn’t ignore me if you tried