and whatever your have to take the risk wether you fucking your cousin or not

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and whatever your have to take the risk wether you fucking your cousin or not.

 

Jordan Belfort: I heard some stupid shit. I… I didn't even want to bring it up. It's just… stupid.

Donnie Azoff: Shit with me?
Jordan Belfort: You know, just… people say shit. I don't even know. I don't even listen to it half the time.

Donnie Azoff: What do they say?
Jordan Belfort: Shit about you and your cousin or something like that. 

I don't even listen to it. It doesn't even…
Donnie Azoff: No… it's not like that. It's not like that.
Jordan Belfort: You know what I mean? Like you married your cousin or some stupid shit, you know?

Donnie Azoff: Yeah, my wife… yeah, my wife is my cousin or whatever. 

But it's not like what you think or whatever, you know…
Jordan Belfort: Is she like a… first cousin, or is she…
Donnie Azoff: Yeah, no. She… you know, her… her father is the… is the brother of my mom.

Jordan Belfort: Mhm.
Donnie Azoff: It's not like… Look. We grew up together, and she grew up hot, you know. She fuckin' grew up hot and all of my friends were trying to fuck her, you know, and I wasn't… I'm not gonna let someone, you know, one of these assholes fuck my cousin. So I, you know, used the cousin thing as like… like an in with her. I'm not gonna let someone else fuck my cousin, you know? If anyone is gonna fuck my cousin it's gonna be me, out of… out of respect, you know?

Jordan Belfort: No, I get it, yeah, yeah, yeah. I mean, you're not afraid of like the whole kid thing, right? Like the whole…

Donnie Azoff: What, if the kid's retarded?
Jordan Belfort: Yeah.
Donnie Azoff: No, we have two kids.
Jordan Belfort: And they're… I mean, I don't want to get personal or anything, but are they okay?

Donnie Azoff: No, they're not retarded or anything like that…
Jordan Belfort: But there's a big chance, right? The whole…
Donnie Azoff: Yeah, there's like a 60 percent, you know… 60, 65 percent chance the kid's gonna be fuckin' retarded or whatever…

Jordan Belfort: That'd scare the shit out of me, buddy.
Donnie Azoff: Look, man… a lot of having a kid or whatever takes risk, whether you're fuckin' cousins or not, you know…

Jordan Belfort: What if… what if you… I mean, what if something 

like that happened?
Donnie Azoff: Well, basically, you know, if the kid was retarded I would… I would, you know, drive it up to the country and just like, you know, open the door and let it… say "You're free now!" You know? Like, "Run free!" You know?

 

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