all great The Wolf of Wall Street quotes

The Wolf of Wall Street quotes,The Wolf of Wall Street (2013)

Director: Martin Scorsese,Stars: Leonardo DiCaprio, Jonah Hill, Margot Robbie 

1.

Wake up you piece of shit!
WHo's Venice?
Who?Who?
Who? Who? What are you, a fuckin'owl?

2.
You dress like shit,so fuck you.

3.
Smoke crack. Smoke some fucking crack with me, bro.

4.
We had,literally, a fuckload of money.

5.
Let me tell you something. There's no nobility in poverty. I've been a poor man, and I've been a rich man. And I choose rich every fucking time.

6.
Fun coupons!

7.
Of all the drugs under God's blue heaven, There is one that is my absolute favorite.

8.
The real question was this, was all this legal?Absolutely fucking not.

9.
I would let that girl give me fucking AIDS.

10.

We're not gonna be friends.

11.
Get the fuck off my boat.

12.
Good luck on that subway ride home to your miserable, ugly fucking wives.

13.
Fucking kidding me. Fuck you. Fuck. Get the fuck outta my hose.

14.
Max Belfort: What kind of hooker takes credit cards?
Donnie Azoff: A rich one.

 

15.
Jordan Belfort: My name is Jordan Belfort. I'm a former member of the middle class raised by two accountants in a tiny apartment in 

Bayside, Queens. The year I turned 26, as the head of my own brokerage firm, I made $49 million, which really pissed me off because 

it was three shy of a million a week.

 

16.
I fucked her brains out… for eleven seconds.

 

17.
On a daily basis I consume enough drugs to sedate Manhattan, Long Island, and Queens for a month. I take Quaaludes 10-15 times a 

day for my "back pain", Adderall to stay focused, Xanax to take the edge off, pot to mellow me out, cocaine to wake me back up 

again, and morphine… Well, because it's awesome.

 

18.
 I am not gonna die sober!