all great Just Friends quotes
Just Friends (2005)
While visiting his hometown during Christmas, a man comes face-to-face with his old high school crush whom he was best friends with — a woman whose rejection of him turned him into a ferocious womanizer.
Chris: I can't hear you Samantha. I can't hear you. OH! Lightbulb!
Jamie Palamino: Mistletoe!
Samantha James: Whoopsie! I'm naked.
Mike: You'll always be fat to me!
Jamie Palamino: Will you try it on for me? Please? I think it will fit…
Chris: [putting on Jamie’s gift] … It's a little snug.
Jamie Palamino: Aww. "Shakes come and go but friends are furrr-ever." That's adorable! Let's go show my mom.
Jamie Palamino: I think I just peed a little!
Chris: Look, I know you hate me, but I need to speak with Jamie… Where is she?
Mr. Palamino: She's gone off with Mr. Lee.
Clark: The drycleaner?
Mr. Palamino: No, Dusty, you jackass!
Jamie Palamino: Why do you keep messing with my head?
Chris: I messed with your head for three days. You've been *torturing* me for twenty years!
Jamie Palamino: Is this all because I didn't screw you in high school? Get over yourself!
Chris: After being the biggest tease for so long, trust me, I am so over myself.
Jamie Palamino: Oh, so I'm the tease? I practically throw myself at you the other night and you did nothing!
Chris: And now you know how it feels.
Chris' Mom: [Starts dialing while Chris is on the phone] Joyce? Joyce?
Chris: Mom, I'm on the phone.
Chris' Mom: Chris? What are you doing over at Joyce's?
Chris: No Mom, I'm in the living room ten feet away from you, and I'm on the phone.
Chris' Mom: Oh. Well, while I have you on the phone, dear, what would you like for dinner? We have a choice between chicken chow mein or potroast.
Samantha James: But I'm not ready for a gig.
Chris: Of course you are.
Samantha James: No… no. No! This is a bad idea Chris!
Chris: God I am so stupid!
Samantha James: No you aren't baby.
Chris: Here I am trying to make you into an artist when you're just a pop bubblegum sensation. But that's okay. Paris, here we come.
Samantha James: But I am an artist… I am an artist… Hey! I am an artist!
Chris: Good. You ready to do this?
Samantha James: I was born ready bitch.
Clark: We're married!
Samantha James: MARRIED!
Darla: We have a son, his name is TJ!
Samantha James: TJ!
Samantha James: [hiding under huge earmuffs ,saying hi… hi… hi… hi… ] Chris, let's get it to go people are staring at me.
[Not one person in the restaurant is looking at her]
Samantha James: Wait a minute, am I being Punk'D? Oh my god! Ashton, you really got me! Ha Ha! Ashton! Ashton?
Samantha James: You and I are gonna be the greatest musical manager team since Jessica Simpson and her father only you and I get to "mreow" and they can't, 'cause it's illegal. I looked it up.
Rhonda: Here we go! One grilled cheese with ranch on the side. And one sugar mountain supreme for the chubby bunny!
[Rhonda makes noises imitating a bunny]
Chris: Excuse me. Umm, this isn't gonna work for me.
Rhonda: But this is what you always order.
Chris: Yeah! Ten years ago when I was a whale!
Jamie Palamino: The pancakes are fine. He's just kidding.
Chris: [to Jaime] What?
Jamie Palamino: [Rhonda walks away from the table] Be more rude!
Chris: She's rude! She's rude! I haven't had sweets for ten years, ok? You know what this would do to my stomach?
Jamie Palamino: Relax little girl. I'll have the pancakes, and you can have my sandwich, ok?
Chris: I'll just enjoy this glass of water.
[Chris takes a small sip of water and swallows audibly]
Chris: I'm stuffed!
Samantha James: Let's go Chris, there's pee on the floor.
[Samantha looks at Jamie and hisses at her]
Mr. Palamino: How did you lose all that weight? Like that retard from Subway?
Mike: Yeah I slapped the ham to it about an hour ago.
Chris' Mom: What ham did you slap, honey? Not the one I just bought.
Samantha James: I love it that you're taking me home to meet your mom. Was this one of your clever little plans?
Chris: Yes. I planned you setting the plane on fire.
Clark: [Chris changes his mind about leaving New Jersey and grabs the wheel and runs the car into midair and back onto the highway] This is a PONTIAC GRAND PRIX!
Clark: [Chris and Clark are discussing how Chris didn’t have sex with Jamie the night before] Are you guys on the same menstrual cycle yet, or what?
Samantha James: God, I wanna lick your skin off!
Chris: I'd prefer you didn't.
Chris: 'Simply Dusty'… is there no other kind?