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Hot Rod (2007)

Self-proclaimed stuntman Rod Kimble is preparing for the jump of his life – to clear fifteen buses to raise money for his abusive stepfather Frank's life-saving heart operation.

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Why don't you try to open up that mind of yours, you know?

Don't you ever tell me how to live my life again.

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2.
Rod Kimble: Cool beans?
Kevin Powell: Cool beans.

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3.
Let's celebrate.

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I know…I checked…Online.

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Rod Kimble: Have fun being married to SATAN!

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Please, God, don't let me embarrass myself in front of Denise.

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You look pretty.

What did you say?

I said you look shitty.

Good night, Denise.

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Rod Kimble: Hey, everybody! I got some awesome news. We have a new crew member today, Denise. So I thought it would be fun if we all went around and said our name and a little something about ourselves. I'll start. My name is Rod, and I like to party. All right, Dave, you're up.

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Denise: Who cares what anyone thinks?
Rod Kimble: You don't get it, do you Denise? I used to be legit. In fact, I was too legit. I was too legit to quit. But now I'm not legit. I'm un-legit. And for that reason I must quit.
Denise: You don't mean that.
Rod Kimble: Yeah, I do… Stay Sweet.
[Turns around and walks away]

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I hate you so much, I just wanna smash your face in.

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junior partner at his law firm.
Rod Kimble: Right, totally. You guys should break up.
Denise: What?
Rod Kimble: Nothing. Hey, Dave's back!
Dave: You guys, the bathroom here is nuts!

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Kevin Powell: Hey, Rod, what's that song about a grandma getting run over by a reindeer?
Rod Kimble: "Grandma Got Run over by a Reindeer"?
Kevin Powell: [swivels hips] noooo…!

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Rod Kimble: [pronouncing the ‘wh’] The safe word is "WHiskey."
Kevin Powell: Sorry, Rod, What was that?
Rod Kimble: [pronouncing the ‘h’] "WHiskey"
Kevin Powell: [pronouncing it with a silent ‘h’] Don't you mean "Whiskey?"
Rod Kimble: [pronouncing the ‘h’] WHat?
Kevin Powell: You're saying it weird.
Rod Kimble: [pronouncing every W as WH] Saying WHat WHEird?
Kevin Powell: All of it.
Rod Kimble: [pronouncing the ‘h’]
[scoffs]
Rod Kimble: WHere do you get off?
Kevin Powell: I just don't get why your saying it that way?
Rod Kimble: [pronouncing every W as WH] WHY I'm saying WHat *WHAT* WHay?
Kevin Powell: Forget it.
Rod Kimble: [pronouncing every W as WH] I WHill! I WHill forget it!

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Dave: Hey, Rod, thanks for the ride.
[Rod sees a chunk of metal lodged in Dave’s eye and they both scream]
Dave: Hey, buddy. How's it going?
Rod Kimble: Dave, what happened to your eye?
Dave: This? Is it really noticeable?
Rod Kimble: Yeah!
Dave: Is it really noticeable?
Rod Kimble: Yeah!
Dave: Oh, man, it's totally serendipitous. Well, I got off work early, and you know my buddy Derrick? Well he was like, "I've got this acid, but I can't do it." And I was all like, "Well, I'll do it." So I did it. And by the time I got on my banana board, man, I was… I was tripping balls pretty hard, man. So I decided to get on my bench grinder, and a piece of metal flew up and hit me right in the eye. It was pretty awesome. And that brings us to now.
Rod Kimble: Yeah, well, just try and relax.
Dave: Can do, man. Can do. I'm gonna be honest with you, Rod. You look like a giant eagle with fire all around you, and you've got a mountain for a face.
Rod Kimble: I'm guessing that's the drugs, Dave.
Dave: Yeah, but it's also just kind of weird seeing you drive this minivan.
Rod Kimble: Yeah, well, it's my mom's.
Dave: Balls, man! We just ran over a small bus. This really small bus, we just ran over it.
Rod Kimble: I didn't see anything.
Dave: Hey, we're here. Seriously, man, this is one of the top-ten nicest things anybody has ever done for me.

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Kevin Powell: [after Rod asks Cathy out] Wow, Rod, I can't believe she said yes.
Rod Kimble: Yeah, well, you have only to believe if you wish to achieve, Kevin. That rhymed. Unintentional.
Dave: Man, Rod! I am just green with jealous rage right now!

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Rod Kimble: Hey, everybody! I got some awesome news. We have a new crew member today, Denise. So I thought it would be fun if we all went around and said our name and a little something about ourselves. I'll start. My name is Rod, and I like to party. All right, Dave, you're up.
Dave: Uh, hi. Uh, my name is Dave, and uh… I like to party.
Rod Kimble: Uh, no, Dave. I just said that I party, so maybe you could do something different from me.
Dave: My name is Dave, and I… am the stuntman.
Rod Kimble: You know what? Let's move on. Rico, you're up.
Rico: Uh, hello! I'm Rico, and I like to party.
Rod Kimble: Yeah, uh, Rico, what did I just say to Dave?
Rico: Who?
Rod Kimble: Dave!
Kevin Powell: I like to party. I'm Rod.
Rod Kimble: No! You're Kevin!
Kevin Powell: Right, Kevin. I party.
Rod Kimble: No, no, you don't. Okay, nobody parties but me.
Dave: Yes, and we party.
Rod Kimble: No!
Rico: Yeah, just Rod…
Rod Kimble: Yes!
Rico: …and me!
Rod Kimble: No! I'm the only one who parties!
Kevin Powell: I'm pretty sure I've partied before.
Rod Kimble: No, Kevin, I know for a fact you don't party. Okay? You do not party!
Kevin Powell: You're right. Dave's the party guy.
Dave: Haha, sweet!
Rod Kimble: Oh, my God, shut up! Okay? I'm just gonna do it for you.

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Marie Powell: It's nice to see him smiling again.
Rod Kimble: He won't be smiling -…
[yelling]
Rod Kimble: WHEN I MURDER HIM!

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