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8 best gifs about 21 jump street quotes compilations


21 Jump Street movie quotes are the perfect blend of silly, chaotic, satiric and raunchy action-comedy which will make you laugh hard and often!Collection of 21 Jump Street quotes, from the older more famous 21 Jump Street quotes to all new quotes by 21 Jump Street.


1.
Eric Molson: You're fucking cops? We partied together, man. You bought us Taco Bell.
Schmidt: Eric, honestly, that was a sincere gesture.
Eric Molson: You made me this friendship bracelet.
Jenko: Well, he's not really your friend! He was pretending the whole time, cause it's a fake bracelet.
[referring to the bracelet]
Eric Molson: I'm gonna cut this the fuck off! I hate you!
[as Jenko, Schmidt and Eric are shouting at each other, Domingo turns to one his thugs]
Domingo: Woh! Woh! Shut this kid up!
[the thug hits Eric in the face]

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2.
[at Schmidt’s parents house, we see they have pictures of Schmidt from when he was young, all over their living room wall]
Schmidt: Guys, can we…can we get rid of this stuff? I mean, it looks like I died in a car crash and you guys haven't moved on.
David Schmidt: If we take it down, we have to stop bragging about you.
[pointing the picture of himself when he was young posing naked]
Schmidt: I look like Fred Savage from The Wonder Years! But completely naked wearing Indian friendship bracelets.
David Schmidt: That is a great picture, Morton.
Annie Schmidt: Mmhmm.
Jenko: You look like a young Jay Leno.
Schmidt: Am I even wearing underwear in this picture?
Annie Schmidt: Um…
Schmidt: No! I remember! You know why? Because I told it to a therapist about eight thousand times!
[Jenko starts to crack up, Schmidt points to a medal] 
Schmidt: I mean this is a fourth grade participation medal for soccer. It's literally a medal for sucking!
Annie Schmidt: Now! Now!
David Schmidt: That is a medal for trying.
Annie Schmidt: Yes.
[turning to Jenko]
David Schmidt: Let me tell you something, this guy was always a great trier.

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3.
[Schmidt goes to pray at the Korean church at 21 Jump Street]
Schmidt: Hey, Korean Jesus. I don't know if you cater to Korean Christians, or if you even exist. No offense. I'm just uh…really freaked out about going back to high school. It was just so fucking hard the first time. I know we haven't made our first arrest or maybe I'm not the best cop. Korean Jesus, I just really don't want to fuck this up. I'm sorry for swearing so much. The end? I don't really know how to end a prayer. The end? Yeah.
[we see Jenko sneaking up behind Schmidt and starts to laugh at him, at that point Dickson opens the window from his office and shouts at them]
Captain Dickson: Hey! Hey! Stop fucking with Korean Jesus! He ain't got time for your problems! He's busy, with Korean shit! You two get to your mama's house, ASAP!
Schmidt: What?
Captain Dickson: You're teenagers now! Alright? You two are stayin' at Schmidt's parents house for the duration of this assignment.
[Schmidt whispers to himself]
Schmidt: Oh, fuck me.

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4.
Schmidt: Hey, Korean Jesus. I don't know if you cater to Korean Christians, or if you even exist. No offense. I'm just uh…really freaked out about going back to high school. It was just so fucking hard the first time. I know we haven't made our first arrest or maybe I'm not the best cop. Korean Jesus, I just really don't want to fuck this up. I'm sorry for swearing so much. The end? I don't really know how to end a prayer. The end? Yeah.

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5.
[after the ambulance and police have arrived, Schmidt walks up to Molly]
Schmidt: Molly, I'm really sorry. I know you wanted a guy to trust and I wanted to be that person so badly, and I let you down in a lot of ways. And it's good that you're mad at me. I think it's good, I think you should be mad at more guys because you deserve a guy who…who's good and who doesn't lie to you. And you should never settle for less then that. There are good guys out there, who aren't assholes like me.
Molly Tracey: Thanks for saving my life, asshole.
[Schmidt holds out his hand]
Schmidt: Put it there, partner.
[Molly smiles and kisses him]

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6.
[Schmidt and Jenko pull up at 21 Jump Street, at an old abandoned Korean church, they are met by Captain Dickson]
Captain Dickson: Everybody comfortable?
Schmidt: Yeah.
Captain Dickson: Get your motherfuckin' ass up when I'm talkin'!
[everybody stands]
Captain Dickson: You will be going undercover as high school students. You are here simply because you look young. You some Justin Bieber, Miley Cyrus lookin' motherfuckers. 
[Schmidt whispers to Jenko]
Schmidt: Captain's sassy.
Captain Dickson: I know what you're thinkin'. Angry, black Captain. It ain't nothin' but a stupid stereotype. Well guess what, motherfuckers? I'm black and I worked my ass off to be the Captain! And sometimes I get angry. So suck a dick! What I'm tryin' to show you is, embrace your stereotypes. Like this guy, right here.
[points to Jenko]
Captain Dickson: Handsome and he's probably a dummy.
[points to Schmidt]
Captain Dickson: And then this guy. He's short and insecure, and he's probably good with money.
[Jenko whispers to Schmidt]
Jenko: Well, you are good with money.
Schmidt: Fuck.

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7.
[last lines; as Schmidt and Jenko return Jump Street church in triumph]
Captain Dickson: Congratulations, you crazy sick vigilantly, motherfuckers. You got your first arrest, huh? Look, I got something made for you.
[he gives them a framed copy of their first arrest report]
Schmidt: You didn't!
Jenko: Oh, God! 
[Jenko goes to give Dickson a hug but Dickson stops him]
Captain Dickson: Enough, already. Enough. New assignment. Since you two cowboys love to drink booze, smoke weed with kids and fuck anything with a big ass in jeans with low self esteem, I'm a send you to a place where all that shit is allowed.
Jenko: Oh, I love Disneyland.
Captain Dickson: You two sons of bitches are goin' to college!
Schmidt: Yes!
Jenko: No!

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8.
[at Schmidt’s parents house, we see they have pictures of Schmidt from when he was young, all over their living room wall]
Schmidt: Guys, can we…can we get rid of this stuff? I mean, it looks like I died in a car crash and you guys haven't moved on.
David Schmidt: If we take it down, we have to stop bragging about you.
[pointing the picture of himself when he was young posing naked]
Schmidt: I look like Fred Savage from The Wonder Years! But completely naked wearing Indian friendship bracelets.
David Schmidt: That is a great picture, Morton.
Annie Schmidt: Mmhmm.
Jenko: You look like a young Jay Leno.
Schmidt: Am I even wearing underwear in this picture?
Annie Schmidt: Um…
Schmidt: No! I remember! You know why? Because I told it to a therapist about eight thousand times!
[Jenko starts to crack up, Schmidt points to a medal] 
Schmidt: I mean this is a fourth grade participation medal for soccer. It's literally a medal for sucking!
Annie Schmidt: Now! Now!
David Schmidt: That is a medal for trying.
Annie Schmidt: Yes.
[turning to Jenko]
David Schmidt: Let me tell you something, this guy was always a great trier.

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