500 days of summer quotes

(500)-Days-of-Summer-(2009) quotes, 500 days of summer quotes

I hate Summer.
I hate her crooked teeth.
I hate her 1960s haircut.I hate her knobbly knees.
And I hate her cockroachshaped splotch on her neck.
I hate the way she smacks her lips before she talks
And I hate the way she sounds when she laughs.