11 gifs about funny and memorable dodgeball quotes

11 gifs about funny and memorable dodgeball quotes


Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story (2004) Quotes on okmoviequotes: Memorable quotes and exchanges from movies dodgeball

 

1.
I'm White Goodman.

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2.
We are the global gym purple cobras,and we will,we will -rock you!

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3.
I don't think I'm a lot dumber than you thought that I think that I thought I was once.

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4.
Much like baldness, or necrohilia.

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5.
Patches O'Houlihan: If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a ball.
Justin: What?

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6.
Son, you're about as useful as a poopy-flavored lollipop.
Patches O'Houlihan

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7.
White Goodman: We should mate.
Kate Veatch: What?
White Goodman: Date! We should date some time. Socially. Go out and kick it.
[Kate retches, then forces it down]
White Goodman: Are you okay?
Kate Veatch: I'm fine. I just threw up in my mouth a little bit.
White Goodman: In some cultures, they only eat vomit. I never been there, but I read about it… *in a book*.

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8.
Nobody makes me bleed my own blood!

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9.
I feel shocked!

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10.
(scoffs) GAR!

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11.
At Globo Gym we understand that "ugliness" and "fatness" are genetic disorders, much like baldness or necrophilia, and it's only your fault if you don't hate yourself enough to do something about it.

White Goodman

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