10 funniest movie quotes compilations
Vivian: Nice outfit.
Elle: Oh, I like your outfit too, except when I dress up as a frigid bitch, I try not to look so constipated.
from Legally Blonde (2001)
I don't know how to put this, but I'm kind of a big deal.
Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy 2004
Ron: Hope I'm not disturbing you, but, uh, I saw you from across the party, and, uh, I don't usually do this, but I felt compelled to tell you something. You have an absolutely breathtaking heinie. I mean, that thing is good. I wanna be with friends with it.
Veronica: Well, you certainly know how to compliment a woman. Now, if you'll excuse me.
[She starts to leave.]
Ron: Do you know who I am?
Veronica: No, I – I can't say that I do.
Ron: I don't know how to put this, but I'm kind of a big deal.
Ron: People know me.
Veronicae: Well, I'm very happy for you.
Ron: I'm very important. Uh, I have many leather-bound books, and my apartment smells of rich mahogany. I – I – I'm friends with Merlin Olsen, too. He's – comes over on occasion.
Ron: That's stupid.
Veronica: No, no, that's . . . very exciting.
Ron: Listen, can – can I start over again?
Ron: I wanna say something. I'm gonna put it out there. And if you like, you can take it. If you don't, send it right back. I wanna be on you.
Ron: Wait. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. I . . . I wanna be on you.
Yo! Does this shirt make me look gay?
How about now?
scary movie 3
So if you're from africa, why are you white?
from mean girls 2004,by amanda seyfried
When life gets you down you know what you gotta do? Just keep swimming, just keep swimming.
finding nemo 2003
The next man that loves me and leaves me so quick,
Don't Be a Menace to South Central While Drinking Your Juice in the Hood (1996)
Time – Phrase
00:42:51 But it won't happen again, see,
00:42:53 since I bought a butcher's knife.
00:42:56 Yeah, see, the next man who loves me,
00:42:58 and leaves me so quick, mm-hmm,
00:43:01 – I'm gon' cut off his balls and I'm gon' chop off his dick. – [Moaning]
My real talent lies in drinking. That's true.
Midnight in Paris is a 2011 romantic comedy film written and directed by Woody Allen. The movie explores themes of nostalgia and modernism.
Zelda Fitzgerald: I know, I could be one of the great writers of musical lyrics, not that I can write melodies and I try. And then I hear the songs he writes and I realize I’ll never write a great lyric and my real talent lies in drinking.
F. Scott Fitzgerald: Sure does.
Just tell her " you have beautiful eyes"
I have beautiful eyes
Rafael: [Flying alongside trolley, whispering to Blu] Down here! Just tell her: "you have beautiful eyes".
Blu: That's good! Great idea!
[to Jewel, with confidence]
Blu: I have beautiful eyes.
Do you think anybody wants a roundhouse kick to the face while I'm wearin' these bad boys?
Napoleon Dynamite (2004)
Rex: At Rex Kwan Do, we use the buddy system. No more flying solo. You need somebody watching your back at all times. Second off, you're gonna learn to discipline your image. You think I got where I am today because I dressed like Peter Pan over here?
[points to Kip]
Rex: Take a look at what I'm wearing, people. You think anybody wants a roundhouse kick to the face while I'm wearing these bad boys? Forget about it. Last off, my students will learn about self respect. You think anybody thinks I'm a failure because I go home to Starla at night? Forget about it!
from movie hang over