10 best and funny movie quotes

10 best and funny movie quotes

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1.

I'm sorry, I took your daughter's virginity. It won't happen again.

It is from a show called "Awkward". Season 3 Episode 4

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2.
…because waitting for you is like waiting for rain in this drought. 

Useless and disapointing.

A Cinderella Story quotes(2004)
 

Austin: Sam! Okay, I know you think that I'm just some…
Sam: Coward? Phony?
Austin: Okay, just listen.
Sam: No, you listen. You turned out to be exactly who I thought you were. I never pretended to be somebody else. It's been me all along. And it was me who was hurt in front of everybody. Look, I didn't come here to yell at you, okay? I came to tell you that I know what it feels like to be afraid to show who you are. I was, but I'm not anymore. And the thing is, I really don't care what people think about me… because I believe in myself. And I know that things are gonna be okay. But even though I have no family, and no job, and no money for college… it's you that I feel sorry for.

David: Heads up! Yo, five minutes.
Austin: I'm coming!
Sam: I know that guy that sent those emails is somewhere inside of you, but I can't wait for him… because waiting for you is like waiting for rain in this drought. Useless and disappointing.

[walks away]
Austin: SAM!
[punches locker]

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3.

-I don't need dental work.
-You're right.

-There is nothing wrong with my teeth.
-You are so beautiful. 

Bridesmaids quotes

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4.
Are you always this cocky? Only on Tuesdays.

the three musketeers quotes 2011

D'Artagnan: Enjoying the show?
Constance: Are you always this cocky?
D'Artagnan: Only on Tuesdays… and whenever beautiful women are involved.

Constance: So, you think I'm beautiful?
D'Artagnan: Actually, it's Tuesday.

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5.
I like your dress.
It's because I've got these incredible boobs to fill it out.

13 Going on 30 quotes 

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6.

Wednesday's at that very special age when a girl has only one thing on her mind.

Boys?
Homicide.

the addams family quotes  1991

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7.

Love her dress, Hate her.

a cinderella story

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8.

Don't have sex, because you will get pregnant and die.

mean girls quotes

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9.

They don't know that we know,they know we know.

Friends quotes  Episode 5.14

Phoebe: They thought they could mess with us! They're trying to mess with us? They don't know that we know they know we know! And Joey, you can't say anything!

Joey: I couldn't if I wanted too.

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10.
I am not watching The Notebook again.

Can somebody help me find The Notebook?

Teen Wolf (2011 TV series)

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