10 amazing funniest quotes from movie Miss Congeniality compilations

10 amazing funniest quotes from movie Miss Congeniality compilations


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Miss Congeniality (2000), 109 min  –  Action | Comedy | Crime

Movie Info
Golden Globe-nominee Sandra Bullock ("Miss Congeniality" 1 & 2, "Crash") stars in this comedy about an FBI agent who goes undercover as a beauty contestant to thwart the efforts of a terrorist threatening to blow up the Miss USA Pageant. Co-starring Academy Award and Golden Globe-winner and Emmy-nominee Michael Caine ("Batman Begins" "The Cider House Rules"), Academy Award-nominee and Emmy and Golden Globe-winner Candice Bergen (TV's "Boston Legal," "The In-Laws"), Emmy and Golden Globe winner
 


 

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Gracie Hart: I am in a dress, I have gel in my hair, I haven't slept all night, I'm starved, and I'm armed! Don't *mess* with me!

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Describe you perfect date!
I'd have to say April 25th. Because It's not too hot, not too cold, All you need is a light Jacket!

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Victor Melling: I haven't seen a walk like that since "Jurassic Park!"

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Hey! I'm gliding here! Asshole.

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[Explaining why she was with a guy the night before]
Gracie Hart: I was dating him for a little while because he told me he had an incurable disease…
All Girls: Ooh.
Gracie Hart: Yeah, I didn't realize it was stupidity.

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Gracie Hart: I would so love to hurt you right now.
Victor Melling: As long as you smile.

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Yeah, you have to wear the bathing suit.

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Gracie Hart: His ego is like this big and his equpment is like this big!

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Hey,dork brain. If you weren't a girl, I'd beat your face off.

Yeah? If you weren't a girl, I'd beat your face off.

You calling me a girl?

You called me one!

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10.
Victor Melling: The interview is the single most important part of the pageant. It counts for 30 percent of your total score.
Gracie Hart: What's the other 70 percent, cleavage?

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